A car window dressing down
men on a business trip in Rajasthan are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their longish hike to the nearest town, they each decide to take one thing with them.
The first man takes a bottle of water out of the back seat. The second man takes out a paper bag with samosas that they had kept for snacks. The last man unbolts one of the car doors and takes it with him.
The first man says to the last man, 'I'm bringing the water because if we get thirsty, we can take a drink. And, of course, it makes sense to bring the samosas in case we get hungry. But why bring a car door?'
The last man replies, 'If we get hot, we can just roll down the window.'
Taxpayer Strikes!
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, 'Give me your money!' The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, 'You cannot do this, I'm in government!' The thief replied, 'Well, then, give me MY money!'
