1. This Holi, let's play a game of hide and seek. You hide the sweets, and I'll seek them out!
2. May your Holi be filled with more colors than a peacock's feathers, and may your clothes explain to your washing machine what a tough day really means!
3. Why don't secrets stay hidden during Holi? Because with all the colors flying, someone's bound to spill the beans!
4. Dad joke alert: Why did the scarecrow win an award at Holi? Because he was outstanding in his field! Happy Holi!
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5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Holi. Holi who? Holy moly, you already look like a monkey!
6. Why did the comedian get invited to every Holi party? Because he always brought the best punch… lines!
7. Let's make a deal this Holi – you don't use permanent colors on me, and I won't post your 'colorful' face on social media. Deal?
8. Holi is the day when you can officially go out looking like your makeup was done by a toddler.
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9. What's the best advice you can get for Holi? Don't wear your heart on your sleeve; you'll end up with a rainbow there instead!
10. They say love is in the air, but I think it's just the Holi powder. Either way, I'm sneezing with joy!
11. Why did the color blue get sad during Holi? Because it was feeling a little washed out.
12. Why did the color red apologize to the color green during Holi?