From today, embrace the 4-day weekend

economictimes.indiatimes.com:

Weekend Advocates vs Traditionalists. On one side, you have the rebels, declaring that the tyranny of the Monday morning grind must end. On the other, the loyalists, clutching their Saturday-Sunday sanctity like it's the last slice of Friday night pizza.

The M-T crew argue that Mondays are universally dreaded.

It's the day where even your coffee needs an extra shot of espresso. So, why not transform it to a weekend? Mondays, the new Saturdays, a blissful day of sleeping in and long brunches. Tuesdays, the perfect recovery day before the mid-week hustle begins.

Meanwhile, the Trads scoff at such radical notions, believing in the sanctity of the S-S combo, the pillars upon which modern society rests. This lot also argues that tampering with the weekend could lead to widespread confusion. When would kids go to school? When would businesses operate? Life would descend into anarchy.

But why choose sides when you can have it all? Stretch the weekend out from Saturday to Tuesday.

The workweek, trimmed to three days, would become a marvel of efficiency. Meetings would be shorter, productivity would skyrocket, and morale would reach unprecedented heights. So, dear readers, starting today, embrace the 4-day weekend.